Morning People & My Night Owl Manifesto

Why is it that morning people, so secure in their righteousness feel it is OK to call at 8am on a Sunday? The Tyranny of the morning people must STOP. This is my night owl manifesto;

1. call all the morning people you know at 10pm - be chipper, ask hard questions;
2. engage morning people in challenging intellectual pursuits after 6pm;
   
3. make fun of them when they can't do simple arithmetic in the evenings;
   
4. invite them to parties that they can't stay at because they are too tired;
5. serve them dinner at 9pm; and
   
6. make them start work at 3pm and work until 11:30pm.

To all you night owls, implement the manifesto and take back the moral high ground! Sisters and brothers of the evening, this is the day of the REVOLUTION!